{"product_id":"0814229006749-nirvana-passport-sized-mini-notebook-dutch-import","title":"Passport to Nirvana Mini Notebook","description":"\u003cmeta content=\"text\/html; charset=utf-8\" http-equiv=\"Content-Type\"\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWho needs mediation when you can simply buy a passport to nirvana?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA beautifully decorated durable mini notebook, for all your thoughts on the go.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLooks and feels like an actual passport and includes a place for personal information, a passport photo, and useful travel tips.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNotebook measures 5\" x 3.5\" and has 64 pages. Fits in a purse or back pocket.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClick on \"The Unemployed Philosophers Guild\" near the product title to see more great gifts. UPG truly has presents of mind.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003eBrought to You by The Unemployed Philosophers Guild\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe origins of the Unemployed Philosophers Guild are shrouded in mystery. Some accounts trace the Guild's birth to Athens in the latter half of the 4th century BCE. Allegedly, several lesser philosophers grew weary of the endless Socratic dialogue endemic in their trade and turned to crafting household implements and playthings. (Hence the assertions that Socrates quaffed his hemlock poison from a Guild-designed chalice, though vigorous debate surrounds the question of whether it was a \"disappearing\" chalice.) \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOthers argue that the UPG dates from the High Middle Ages, when the Philosophers Guild entered the world of commerce by selling bawdy pamphlets to pilgrims facing long lines for the restroom. Business boomed until 1211 when Pope Innocent III condemned the publications. Not surprisingly, this led to increased sales, even as half our membership was burned at the stake. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMore recently, revisionist historians have pinpointed the birth of the Guild to the time it was still cool to live in New York City's Lower East Side. Two brothers turned their inner creativity and love of paying rent towards fulfilling the people's needs for finger puppets, warm slippers, coffee cups, and cracking up at stuff.\u003cbr\u003eTheme: Plain\u003cbr\u003eType: Memo Books, Notepads \u0026amp; Scratch Pads\u003cbr\u003eStyle: Modern\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Rarewaves","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":39941758812257,"sku":"0814229006749","price":4.46,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0092\/7504\/8033\/products\/orig_9746216_17440_jpg.jpg?v=1705479886","url":"https:\/\/www.rarewaves.com\/products\/0814229006749-nirvana-passport-sized-mini-notebook-dutch-import","provider":"Rarewaves.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}